Walkthrough:Final Fantasy X/CSM's Walkthrough/Part 15
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Hey, everyone! It's my favorite part of my Walkthroughs: The halfway point! This is where I get to write a story featuring the characters of the game I'm doing a Walkthrough of! So, for Final Fantasy X, sit back, grab your funny bone, and prepare to laugh out loud to... Celebrity Jeopardy, FFX-style!!!!
(I chose the contestants who had the best voice acting in the game)
[edit] And here's the host of Jeopardy...ALEX TREBEK!!!
*Theme music plays*
Alex Trebek: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. We're live in Spira for a special Final Fantasy X celebrity edition, and I must say this place is really disgusting. That being said let's take a look at the scores. In first place with a commanding lead of 8 Gil, is Wakka.
Wakka: Dis buzzer and dese lights be de forbidden machina, ya? Yevon don' allow us to use dis stuff.
Trebek: I don't think we care. Anyway, next, in third place with negative 500,000 Gil, is Auron.
Auron: What's that? I can't here a thing. (takes swig of Moonshine)
Trebek: You smell disgusting.
Auron: It's because I'm dead.
Trebek: No. It's because you've been binging. Anyway, in second place with negative 26,000 Gil, is a Hypello named (pauses)
Hypello: Oh, yeh think yeh can get away from me, eh pirate? I come all the way teh Spira teh get my kicks Trebek. Bwahahaha!
Trebek: Sean Connery. When will you just give up?
Connery: As soon as yer mother gets tired o' me! We had the best time yet last night!
Wakka: Relations outside of marriage is a sin unto Yevon, ya?
Trebek: Shut up. Anyway, let's take a look at the board. And the categories are: Potent Potables, Poetry, Catastrophes, Square Shapes, Things you wear on your head, and lastly, yellow fruits that begin with "Lem." Auron, since you're in last, why don't you pick first?
Auron: Yeah, I'll take Things you wear on your head for 40,000 Gil.
Trebek: This is something you wear on your head. (Wakka buzzes in) Wakka?
Wakka: What is 'n octopus, ya?
Trebek: No.
Wakka: Well followers of Yevon are baptized on octopuses, why don' ya know dat, mon?
Trebek: Because normal people don't wear octopi.
Wakka: Well Yevonites be normal in Spira, ya?
Trebek: I can't believe I came out here. (Auron buzzes in). Auron?
Auron: Every time I try to put something on my head, I get crushed because I'm dead.
Trebek: I don't care. Why the hell are you even out here if you're not dead?
Auron: Because I didn't want to be dead yet (swigs Moonshine again).
Trebek: That doesn't make any sense! (Connery buzzes in, Trebek sighs) Sean Connery?
Connery: I wore your mother on my head last night. It felt good.
Trebek: Time's up. The correct answer was hat! You wear a hat on your head! Wakka, would you like to pick a category, please?
Wakka: Pickin' categories be a sin unto Yevon, ya?
Trebek: Fine. Sean Connery?
Connery: I'll take cat ass trophies for 80,000 Gil
Trebek: That's catastrophes Mr. Connery.
Connery: Bwahahaha. That sounds a lot like your career, Trebek.
Trebek: I don't want to hear it. Let's just go with Square shapes for 60,000 Gil. This is the only shape that's shaped like a square. (Wakka buzzes in) Wakka?
Wakka: All my life, I've always walked de path of Yevon. And today, when I use dis machina, I be sinnin'. Sin's gonna take my life and all dose I love, ya? And why? All cause I be playin' dis game. Yevon only approves of Blitz..
Trebek: I don't care. (Auron buzzes in) Auron?
Auron: (Swigs Moonshine) What is a rectangle.
Trebek: No!
Auron: But rectangles are shaped like squares.
Trebek: Alright, forget it. Let's just move on to Final Jeopardy. And the category is.... you know, forget it. Just write the name of any machine you see in daily life. You have thirty seconds. (Final Jeopardy music begins playing) Any machine, it can be electric or not, you have to use it sometime in your life. You can even write down the "light pen" you're using to fill in your answers with or the car you took here. Any machine, any one will do. And time's up. Let's see what you wrote down.
Wakka: Machina be evil, mon! I don' use dem!
Trebek: What did you write?
(Wakka's screen reveals nothing)
Wakka: I didn' write it down 'cause I didn' wanna sin, ya?
Trebek: Okay, let's move on then. Auron?
(Auron is passed out. A burp is heard from below)
Trebek: Forget it. And Connery?
(Connery's screen reads "Steamroller")
Trebek: Very good. A steamroller is a machine. Now let's see what you wagered:
(The screen then reveals "Someone should drive a Steamroller over Trebek")
Connery: And I should drive it. Bwahahahahaha!
Trebek: Well that's all the time we have. I'm never coming back here again!
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