We arent even SeeDs yet? What the fuck? Today, the results of the exam are revealed. Hopefully Seifer kickd Squall's ass so we get a cooler hero. no chance
lets go. The worst ever exam results await.
A+ students are...Edit
Head to Cid Kramer(Worst Cid ever just look at his gay fat ass)'s office. He tells you that Squall, Selphie, Zell and a random NPC named Nida are SeeDs. So the world's only hope is an emo, a fucktard bubbly ditz, a fucking retarded chicken wuss and a guy you've never even heard of. Fuck just abandon planet. Seifer ain't a SeeD (Damn) so he leaves the party for good.
The Mercenary FormalEdit
Tonight is graduation night. Get dressed into your 3rd set of clothes (dress uniform) and head down. Selphie attempts to rape you but you walk past her, to the hall.
Squall sits in a corner, like a naughty little kid. A girl comes over and a 3D cutscene starts. They dance:
Sadly, things don't go like that. They dance once, then Squall is taken by Quistis who wants Squall to make that song come true. Yay a sex scene in a game. You have to go to the training center to go to bed, so hurry up.
Consensual sex in the Cretaceous periodEdit
Once you arrive,Quistis runs through a tutorial. Give her her old GF and the same menu as last time and head into the training center.
Good luck. Quistis-porn, here we cum(pun intended). Not even Squall could fuck up a golden mament like that.... or could he?
So, in the training centre there are two enemies. The most common is the Grat, a weed like my Bluetard brother. It is easy to kill, watch out for sleeping gas. Then a giant fucking dinosaur appears later.. Right. Use Shiva to kill it. Head into a cave for some prehistoric sex. Quistis gives Squall the key to her chastity belt but he throws it all away to stare at the nearby orgy. Oh FUCK he won't connect. Damn. I hate him. Leave the area to hear a cry for help. Its Squall's wet dream. She is obviously a bit stupid, as she just walked in to a monster den without a weapon so it falls to the party to save her ass. Its a giant fly.
This bitch has several sex slaves it likes to throw at you. Kill them with summons. I always choose Shiva because there are so many ice weak foes in this game, and Ifrit, as your current second best summon. Siren is, as always, useless. Once the Creatures (Raldos if you scan 'em) are sent home, trigger gunblade attacks and continuous summoning will fuck it permanently. Limit Breaks are also quite strong. An easy fight.
Go to bed (alone) because we got shit to do arond here. Next page!!!!!!! Next page