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| Name | Jonny |
| A.K.A | Jonny |
| Job Class | Summoner Time Mage |
| Hometown | Texas (Not as stupid as ther say) |
| Date of Birth | July 27, 1991 |
| Age | 16 |
| Height | 5 feet 6 1/2 inches |
| IQ | Does insanity affect IQ? |
| Weapon | Yuna's Nirvana |
| Spells | Hastega, Slowga, Meteor |
| Summons | Bahamut, Odin, Alexander, Doomtrain |
| limit breaks | The end of the world |
My plans for the future on this wiki are to do whatever within reason like voting and writing walkthroughs for games no one bothered to finish (not the spinoffs though).
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My Walkthroughs 
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My favorite game I don't care what anyone says.
User:Yellowmoogle/Final Fantasy VI DS/Walkthrough
Now this is sure to raise quite a few eyebrows but read the table of contents and see the truth.
Final Fantasy VIII/Walkthrough/YellowMoogle
I know User:BlueHighwind will hate me for this but I felt compeled to do this, besides User:Crazyswordsman wasn't gonna finish it.
Userboxes Edit
| This user is a male. |
| II | This user is a fan of Final Fantasy II. |
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| IV | This user is a fan of Final Fantasy IV. |
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| VI | This user is a fan of Final Fantasy VI. |
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| VII | This user is a fan of Final Fantasy VII. |
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| IX | This user is a fan of Final Fantasy IX. |
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| X | This user is a fan of Final Fantasy X. |
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| | This user Hated Final Fantasy XI. |
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| Hated |
| XII | This user is a fan of Final Fantasy XII. |
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| This user plays Kingdom Hearts. |
| This user plays the Legend of Zelda series of games as well. |
| This user misses Aerith. |
| This user thinks only those who try will become. |
| This user could've danced all night. |
| This user has discarded Wood and village. |
| This user is a Nobody. |
| This user believes in karma. |
| This user thinks that Yoshida's art is better than the others. |
| This user thinks that Toriyama's art is an abomination. |
| This user believes that if a villian wants to rule the world and it cruel to the bone,then it doesn't matter if s/he's cool or not. |
Word Bubble Edit
Yellowmoogle - The fear for blood tends to create a fear for flesh
TALK - Go look at a clock. {{{time}}} | |||
The above quote is from Silent Hill.
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THIS IS THE WORD BUBBLE I USE WHEN I'M PISSED.
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Trivia Edit
Since I've seen this on everyone else's page I thought "what the hell" and did this, like many others, one of these is complete bullshit, guessing the right one will get you something.
- I have a Yoshi doll from my childhood.
- I still like Sonic even though he is starting to suck.
- I have A.D.D.
- My mother is a blind fangirl who thinks there will be a movie of The Sopranos.
- I fucking hated gym class and the people in it.
- I riped off someone's arm once.
Random stuff of the week Edit
For no good reason I've decided to do a random stuff of the week. Some of these won't have anything to do with Final Fantasy. These are just random thoughts of my own. Updated every Friday.
WEEK 1: The Angry Video Game Nerd vs. The Irate Gamer
I had this on my mind for quite some time. They both review bad games on game system from the late 80's to mid 90's, they both swear like they have tourrets, but the real question is who's the better reviewer, the nerd, or the pathetic clone?
WEEK 2: The Gullwings vs. The Chaotix
Starting early because I have somewhere to go to and I won't be back untill saturday.
I'm sure there are numerous Gullwings or Chaotix in any franchise and such but let's see which of the two groups are better.
Round 1: Yuna vs. Vector
Added by NeloAngelo
Gotta go with Yuna on this one because there was a time when any of us cared about her.
Round 2: Rikku vs. Charmy
Added by Squallinoa 08
Charmy wins because he's not Rikku.
Round 3: Paine vs. Espio.
Added by Diablocon
Paine wins, nuff said.
WEEK 3: How Final Fantasy X-2 Should've Ended
Many have complained about 10-2 alot, especialy the ending with Tidus revived, I thought that was a little unfair, Oh sure, We can't bring back Arieth without hacking it but bringing back Tidus is always welcome! That ending was only if you fully completed the game, but this is beside the point.
Since I still like Yuna and think Paine is the only character in 10-2 that I like, I think 10-2 should've ended with Yuna declaring her undying love for Paine, that is a lot better than the Tidus ending because some characters are better left for dead, also because I've always imagined them as a couple.
WEEK 4: Top 5 Crappily Dubbed Anime
This week was inspired by BH's Ten Worst Anime, the only differences is that I'm not updating all at once, and it focuses on anime that was good in japanese, but got turned into a pile of shit when it came to our shores. DragonballZ is not on this list because this is about good anime. If you disagree with any of these, take it up with me on my talk page.
5. Sailor Moon
Before you flame me give me a chance to explain. They took out the music, some scenes, and even some episodes in the first season, even worse they americanized it, but the real shit-shocker was the fact that they made Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune (who are a lesbian couple) cousins in season three. They never got around to dub season five, but it's probably for the better.
4. Sonic OVA
This is probably the best dubbed anime on this list, but still crappy nontheless. Everybody sounds like they had a cold, but what killed my love for this anime is the fact that in that one scene where Sonic flips-off the camera, (yes he did that) they changed the camera angle, like that's gonna keep anybody from giving the finger to people.
3. Yu-Gi-Oh!
From what I heard from Drake2 or 3 4kids did a bad job at this by cutting out the nudity and the death scenes, also what's with the whole "heart of the cards" crap?
2. Kirby Right Back At Ya!
I didn't watch too much of this because I didn't like Kirby at all, but from what I heard Kirby had lines in the japanese version, but when 4kids got ahold of this they took them out and replaced it with meaningless coos and grunts. In the end it's another testimony that 4kids is evil when it comes to dubbing anime, but this is nothing compared to what they did next, the worst dubbed anime of all time...
Warning!
You have been warned!
1. Sonic X
OH MY GOD, 4kids did a supremely shitty job when dubbed this anime! Every possible thing you can do wrong when dubbing anime was done here, they took out the music replacing it with there shitty soundtrack, the voice acting made want my ears amputated, even worse they refused to let the characters be killed off (yes people have died in this anime) by making it so that they were either kiddnaped or they vanished or ran away. Worst Dubbed Anime Ever.
WEEK 5 The only good dubbed anime
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Not only one of the best dubbed anime, but the best overall anime. Compared to other dubbed anime Evangelion is God! Except for the language they pretty much left it alone.
WEEK 6 Top 5 Not-Real Valntines
Usually on Valentines Day I dream about who would be my valentine, real or not, this list is mostly the latter.
5 Heather:Silent Hill 3
OK, so she's not exatcly the hottest woman out there but at least she's the most real. Sure, she may not be the big-boobed sterotype seen in most games today (lookin' at you Tifa), but she looks, and acts like a normal girl, and that's what makes her so charming.
4 Auska:Neon Genesis Evangelion
She's a crazy german yes, she's a total bitch to Shinji yes, but at least she dosen't go compleatly insane as everyone else. Unrelated note: when will Evangelion Rebild get here?
3 Ada Wong:Resident Evil
I don't really think Resident Evil is as scary as Silent Hill, but Ada got me hooked to the series, I hope they include her in RE5, if not her than Jill.
2 Paine:Final Fantasy X-2
No way in hell I'm leaving her out! Yes, most of the time she's a sterotype, but the fact she can put up with Rikku is what makes her hot.
1 Laura Croft:Tomb Raider
You Probably saw this coming a mile away. She's hot, she has her shit together, and she's hot!
WEEK 7 Breaking A Sterotype
Well, sinced I just figured out how to put YouTube videos on here, I kept thinking what to put up here, either Rei's poem as a test or a AMV with a song that many would consider emo. This is the latter, and it's not mine.
I speculate that your thinking "Why the fuck would you upload someting like this? Its so depressing." Give me a chance to explain. First, who said I have to be an emo to like songs like this? That is crude sterotyping, I'm happy with the way my life is going. Secondly, I think it fits the mood quite well. Next week will not be about Evangelion, because the fan needs a little break.WEEK 8 Top 5 Worst Game Movies
Movies and Games have a sorrid past. Not only do games based on movies suck shit but also movies based on games suck shit too.
5 Street Fighter
Street Fighter (from what I heard) paved the way for all fighting games. They apparently forgot that it also paved the way for a shitty Jean Claude Vann Damme movie, and the game based on it didn't help either. Wait, a game based on a movie based on a game, What the fuck? Also I didn't even think the games even had a plot at all.
4 Silent Hill
Silent Hill in my opinion is ridiculously scary. The movie was not even close to scary, but the real shit-shocker was that they gave Harry a sex-change, seriously DO NOT DO THAT!!!!
3 Resident Evil
Not as scary as Silent Hill but still fun. All 3 movies were just a pile of shit on a stick. (How many times did I say shit?) They threw in amnesia into the plot which wasn't even in the plot of the games. WHAT THE FUCK?
2 Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
You know it's bad, I know it's bad, we all know it's bad, but need I remind you? Guess I should. This would be a good movie, IF IT HAD ANY-FUCKING-THING TO DO WITH THE FUCKING GAMES!! Oh and SHIT!
1 Super Mario Bros.
This movie is such a peice of shit even Bob Hoskins (the guy who played Mario) hated it. The thing that made me hate this movie was what they had done to Yoshi. What happend to the cute green dinosuar I grew up with?
WEEK 9 A Change Of Scenery
For this week go here
WEEK 10 10,000 B.C. Review
Last week I posted my first fanfic, and saw 10,000 B.C. and what can I say about this movie? Where do I begin?
The movie starts out with this bullshit prophecy about a blue-eyed girl or some shit, then she ends up getting kiddnaped by slave holders. Then his boyfriend (who is a mix of all the Final Fantasy male leads) has to rescue her, well they eventually did except for the fact that one of the afore-mentioned slave holders kills her, and then she (as if by some fucking miricale) brought back to life, yeah, Dus Ex Machina in it's worst form.
Final Score: 2/5
WEEK 11 SSBB Progress
Yeah yeah yeah, I'm late so what?
I unlocked a few characters just by playing the subspace emissionary, and no one will play with me on wi-fi, that sucks.
fav. character: Marth
least fav. character: Kirby
WEEK 12 Yaoi/Yuri fan-couples that disturb me
I've been wanting to do something like this since I first started this thing. What stopped me? I was too busy thinking of a way to do this without having it come off as either homophobic or fanboy-ic, neither of which is the case. I believe the whole fan thing started either with that KirkxSpock thing (Kock? not sure how names work) or it could be with Peppermint PattyxMarcie for all I know (Peppermint Marcie?). But before I get ahead of myself here they are:
In terms of Yaoi
YamixYugi
Oh, Drake2 is sure to get a kick out of this. Basicly Yami is Yugi's other self or something like that, so this would just be pure unadulturated masturbation.
In terms of Yuri
Lolicon
There is not really a Yuri couple I specificaly hate in this category because it's the category itself that disturbs me, let's just say that if you jackoff to underage girls doing the nasty in the nastiest of ways then stay the fuck away from me!!!!
WEEK 13 Yaoi/Yuri fan-couples I support
I'm more openminded than I may seem
In terms of Yaoi
InuYashaxSesshomaru
Who gives a flying fuck if they are brothers they are so sweet together.
In terms of Yuri
AmyxRouge
That's right not even Sonic is safe from Yaoi/Yuri's ire, and this has to be the cutest.
APRIL FOOLS!! THESE DISTURB THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF ME!
I have a strange sense of humor don't I? Next week will be couples I actually do support.