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Name	Exdeath64
Job Class	Dark Knight with Black Mage subjob
Hometown	Salem, OR
Current Residence	Salem, OR
Date of Birth	November 19th 1990
Age	18
Height	6 foot 2
IQ	higher then yours
Religion	Agnostic Theism (There is a god, I just have no bloody idea who or what he/she/it is)
Weapon	dual Katanas
Spells	PSI Shadowblast, Darkga, Flare, Ardor
Summon	Gyigas(EB0 version)
Motivation	Boredom
orientation	straight
Limit Breaks	Lose temper and blast the ever-loving shit out of everything within eye-shot with dark power.
political affilation	I don't care, so long as the government keeps its fingers out of my life. I don't need some bureaucrat telling me which way to piss.

Contents 1 Userboxes 2 Experiments 3 My code of conduct 4 Final Fantasy Wiki Chalkboard gags 5 Random Crap about my person 6 Text box dump 7 I prefer the term treasure hunting. 8 Exdeath64's compendium of knowlege 9 my "Rewarding Emblem of Tranquil Darkness"...it sounds better then "medal of honor" 10 You are not a complete tool 11 apologies 12 Holier then Thou 13 Jokes which are just here for humor and will probably never be used. 13.1 My custom made userboxes 13.2 Weekly tip on understanding other cultures and humanity in general

[edit] Userboxes

This user is a male. This user believes that an edit count doesn't necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions.

VII This user Hated Final Fantasy VII. Hated en-5 This user is able to contribute with a professional level of English.

I This user has completed the original Final Fantasy. Completed II This user has completed Final Fantasy II. Completed

IV This user has completed Final Fantasy IV. Completed V This user has completed Final Fantasy V. Completed

VI This user has completed Final Fantasy VI. Completed XII This user has completed Final Fantasy XII. Completed

RW This user has completed Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings. Completed TA This user has completed Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. Completed

DoC This user has completed Dirge of Cerberus -Final Fantasy VII-. Completed This user plays the Legend of Zelda series of games as well.

AC This user has watched Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children. Watched This user knows that those who live must some day die.

This user is a 2nd generation light warrior. S/He is intelligent, but also kind of shy.	Still, this user is just a Dark Knight.
This user is the Mysidian Genius.	Simple-minded fools such as yourselves could never hope to understand this user's motives.

This user will leave at any time, if s/he feels like it.	This user is a Thief, but prefers the term Treasure Hunter.
Ante up! This user's life is a chip in the pile.	This user is the dealer of destruction... the font from which fear springs.

Where can this user buy a phone?	This user will... never be a memory.
This user is short a few souls.	This user's hands are stained with blood. They see little reason to stay them now.

This user wants you to sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn tea!	This user's occupation is... forget it.
This user has an incomplete heart.	This user syphons love out of the universe.

This user is a Nobody.	This user is the embodiment of someone else's darker side.
Judges rub this user the wrong way.	This user keeps getting robbed, Kupo!

This user identifies as agnostic.	TA2 This user completed Final Fantasy Tactics A2:Grimoire of the Rift. Completed
This user plays The World Ends with You.	This user plays the Chrono series.

[edit] Experiments

My social experiments have been dead for some time. Mostly due to pretty much every user disliking it (with some exceptions.) along with the fact that it was not helping my sanity level to constantly break down human behavior, humans are complex things, unless they have been hitting the bottle and/or narcotics a lot, at which point their mind becomes quite similar to Swiss cheese. If you where not here when this happened...lets see...remember that scene from the Simpson's Movie when the entire town came after Homer with torches and pitchforks (and a few other, equally gruesome items. I think I saw an Orc from Lord of the Rings in there as well...) It was pretty much that, only on a smaller scale. User:Exdeath64/Cultural listing

User:Exdeath64/Code Dump
This is where I stash code of varying tricks users have created and toy around with them to suit my purposes. Feel free to copy something if you like it, but please modify from the original form once you do so.

[edit] My code of conduct

I am a "Lawful Neutral" (It's a gaming wiki, so I figured this is the best way to describe my attitude) Wikiogre, so...

1. I don't do a whole ton of work, mostly because I find trolling for typos and fact-checking every little thing to be INSANELY boring. But if there is something big that needs done (I have worked on overhauling sardapedia and the earthbound wiki. Quite fun.), I will work on it, simply because it is interesting. That being said, if you bring up my edit count, I shall end you and all you love. And if I happen to be wandering the wiki and see something I can quickly fix, I may be inclined to do so.

2. I try to help neophytes, If every user was like me, the wiki would probably collapse, so I do what I can to motivate the new guys to be productive users. This only applies if someone asks for it, or I see older users flaming a n00b. People tend to forget we where all new at some point, from the bare userpage neophyte to the highest admin.

3. If somebody becomes/acts like a complete bastard (or bitch). I will call them on it, this place is a tightly bound community that does not need the stress of someone venting their rage on here. Not to mention I am fairly skilled at calling out people like this, because I tend to lean that way sometimes, I just don't actively let my "Inner Bastard" out (it tends to slip out when I get ticked off or are feeling particularly belligerent.), this is also the reason I don't drink (that and the age thing)

4. I actually like this place, if something needs fixed, or I have an idea, I will bring it to attention on the forum, even if it sucks, it might inspire another user in another way. So quit bitching at me for being an idiot, I have a good reason for EVERYTHING I post and or edit, and if you don't understand it, It's simply because you are in a state called "sanity". Ive been there, nice to visit, but I would dislike living there.

5. I don't care how many edits you have or what position you hold here. If you do something stupid, I will call you out about it. Someone has too, and I can take a TON of punishment.

6. I am not going to tell people to act like me, one of me is plenty, if we had any more, the wiki would probably collapse, along with life has we know it.

7. I fear no user. If I piss you off and you decide to take vengeance on me, I will simply ignore you and repair whatever you have done to me. If you start messing with other users and dish out some real damage, I'll go full blown batshit and do everything I can to get rid of you (aside from vandalism or anything else illegal, I have standards, but I will screw with your mind if necessary, though I sort of do that without meaning to most of the time).

8. I am a logical person. If you come to me with a reasonable request or argument, I will listen and if it is good enough I will pretty much help you with anything on the wiki, provided it will not cause any problems, like needing help with your userpage or needing pointers.

9. I act has I see fit, if you disagree with any of my policies, bring it to my attention. None of the items listed here violate wikia policy. And I have never done anything to violate wikia policy...aside from a april fools joke that got a little out of hand, apparently the metroid wikia admin can't take a joke (everyone else thought it was hilarious...). (and no, there is nothing about faking your death being illegal, that being said, please do not try it, it ain't worth pissing everyone off.)

10. I know I can be an asshole. Don't blame me, blame the Salem Keizer school district. If you happen to think I am an asshole, please keep it to yourself unless you can bring it to my attention with a degree of civility. I've gotten like three rants with people claiming I am a "Standard Asshole", "Insane Jackass", and "Right Wing Nut-Job" (I'm conservative (I'm not explaining it now. Just go to foxnews.comm they should be able to explain it better then anywhere else) not a drugged up redneck living in the backwoods planning on overthrowing the federal government) and have grown rather tired of people taking three paragraphs on my talk page to explain just why they think I am a jackass. If you are not civil, I will simply ignore you or if I am in a really bad mood, report you to an admin (which is the worst thing I can do to you that won't get me banned)

11. I cannot tolerate people who act like they walk on water and do no wrong (You know who you are). Seriously, this is the ONE thing that will tick me off more then anything else. To err is human, to admit your mistakes and work to fix them is divine. The flip side of this is that I know I screw up rather frequently, I don't mind it if someone points this out, provided they are civil about it. Calling me an idiot and beating me into the ground about it is not how to get me to do what you want and will just result in my ignoring you or if you tick me off too badly, a horrendously long rant littered with large words and profanity (which really are sort of counterpoints to one another, but whatever works, name me one profane word that is longer then 5 letters in English and I will retract this).

[edit] Final Fantasy Wiki Chalkboard gags

Due to the forces of SEVERE boredom creeping in on me, I have created something I believe is quite humorous. If you have ever seen the simpsons, you have seen that in the beginning of most episodes bart writes something sarcastic and often blunt on the chalkboard. So I have decided to see if I can come up with something good. If you come across this, feel free to add your own, just leave your sig NOT your template. It clutters things up, if you leave your template, I will replace it with your sig and leave any other content completely intact. In case you are wondering why I put this on my userpage, it is because the SECOND this hit the forum someone would lock it. If you are someone with no sense of humor, stop reading right now and get off my userpage before you bring the full wrath of the banhammer upon me. i managed to somehow avoid it during that stunt I pulled during april fools and do NOT want it to happen over something this stupid. And feel free to make fun of me, if you are so inclined I wont remove it. Though if you take something too far with any user, I will remove it and inform you of it.

I will not worship Bluehighwind
I will not provoke Endgame , no matter how amusing I find the results to be
I will not make blood sacrifices to Kain Highwind
Exdeath64's alignment is not Chaotic Offensive. Master Conjurer
I will not start forum threads about what I would to do any female character.
I will not openly taunt the fanboys and will not hit on the fangirls
You cannot write haiku in Al Bhed and expect people to get it.
I will not dance on the graves of departed admins.
I will not claim to have been hit by a cross town bus.
I will not start ranting in a better different language. Master Conjurer
I will stop bitching about Aerith's death Exdeath64 03:13, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
I will stop claiming that the founder of the wiki's died from "Chronic Head Explosion"
I will stop trying to crush the psyches of other users, regardless of how much they deserve it.
Yuan is a wikignome, not a lawn art or "roaming" gnome.
I will not provoke a war between Faethin and AJ Durai.
I will not insult the weight or looks of other users if I have not seen them in real life.
I respect that there is a difference between "flaming" someone and setting the server on fire.
I will not call Diablocon "Boss Admin". 終わりの始まり
I will not spam the RC with edits to Exdeath 64's page. Master Conjurer
I will not make myself out to be smarter than you...even though I am.--Werefang
I will not provoke the wikiogre
I will not post porn on the mainspace, no matter how funny I think it would be
I will not say that your favorite game sucks unless it's Mystic Quest. Master Conjurer
I will not forget what I am writing on a for...what was I writing here again?--Werefang 15:29, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
I will not feed the Troll. 終わりの始まり
I will not coat LA in shameless propaganda Exdeath64 22:20, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Random Crap about my person

Everyone else has something like this, and I am just bored enough to hop on the bandwagon.

• I have Central Heterochromia. Meaning my eyes have two colors, A ring of brownish-red around the pupil, going into green (No, I do not have the Rinnegan, if you posses this genetic quirk you may want to avoid manga shops. Or at least avoid looking in anyone's eyes while you are there.)
• I have bad posture. I stand at five-eleven most of the time, but when I actually bother to straighten up, I am about six-two
• If you met me in real life, you would be unable to tell that I am in anyway related to the user Exdeath64. Unless you know me on a personal level. Then the resemblances get clearer.
• I live in the Pacific Northwest. Specifically Oregon, it does, in fact rain a lot, but only in the western parts, after you pass the Cascade Range, it turns to desert until you hit the Great Plains.
• I know I am bat-shit crazy, I just do not give a damn about it since I can't fix it, and would not want to if I could.
• I am cursed/blessed with high functioning autism. If you want to know just what exactly that entails, the wikipedia article on Aspergers syndrome covers it rather nicely, and if you wish to know more, I would be happy to tell you if you're not a jackass about it. That being said, Lewis Black may rot in the deepest pits of hell while Chthonic masses of eldritch horror feast on his soul while the gibbering spirits of the damned dance around him.
• I can curse with the best of them (Marine Drill Sergent Grandfather, and JROTC, you would be surprised what you can pick up.) However, I can be quite eloquent and I have a rather robust vocabulary (I even aced AP English senior year while playing EarthBound almost the entire time, much to the chagrin of a friend of mine who did pretty much the same thing, but got a C-) when I WANT to be. Most of the time I just curse and talk like I do because nobody understands me otherwise.
• The friend mentioned above is the only person in this, or any other reality who I will ever admit is smarter then I am. I KNOW other people are more intelligent then I am, I just don't admit it or choose to pay much attention to this. (unless I am kissing someones ass, in which point I ditch this as soon as the ass in question is no longer useful)
• I talk a mile a minute, which has next to nothing to do with my caffeine addiction.
• I find humans to be endlessly fascinating, mostly because I don't know jack about humanity in general. I tried some experiments a while back to get a better idea...but those ended rather badly...
• I apparently give out decent advice, but I only give it out to close friends (I have roughly two to three at any given time), NOT family.
• I read a lot. Mostly fantasy fiction and sci-fi. I particularly enjoy the works of Pratchett, Tolkien, Turtledove, Coilfer, etc. But I LOATHE Twilight and the Twilight series. Why? For one, they bloody SPARKLE! I grew up reading Dracula, one of the few good books with Vampires has the main subject matter, you just cannot compare the two. For another, they set the bar too high, every girl wants a needy emo these days...
• I am an Otaku, in that I read manga, watch anime, and game a little more then I probably should. But that's where I draw the line. Cosplay and such just seems...creepy, and borderline obsessive.
• I don't care much about what I look like. Screw hygiene and fashion (Particularly the last one). If people start staring/complaining/stuff starts growing on me/I start itching too much, I shower. If its cheap and practical for the climate, I wear it.
• I tried D&D once, and failed miserably, dying roughly five minutes into the campaign (Nobody told me you can't re-summon your familiar once the damn thing dies. My old DM tells the story every time she gets a new group and apparently does not have to pay royalties for telling the story...I just wanted a 12 pack of mountain dew a year...)
• I have been compared to L from Death Note. Only because of the antisocial and borderline insanity thing. I have never been a detective, and have absolutely no desire to give it a try.
• I was voted "Most Unique Senior" last year, which is a subtly polite way of saying "Most utterly bat-shit student who is quite likely to descend into total, full-on Lovecraftian madness before the year is out." There are roughly one month left in this year, so we shall see.
• I once chased three gangbangers half a mile swinging a desk chair like a battle axe and listening to their panicked screams. My reason for doing this? They called me gay and slapped my ass, which happens to be my berserk button (trope it). They stopped bothering anyone for some reason after this happened...
• I am well aware I am not technically insane, but its a hell of a lot easier to tell people that then to explain that I have high functioning autism, explaining just what that means, and explaining why Lewis Black and Encyclopedia Dramatica can go [[[EXPLETIVE DELETED]]] themselves.
• I am actually fairly lazy, but still competent (See the thing above about Earthbound and English class), when something needs done, I do it, do it well and do it quickly...at which point I return to whatever trivial interest of the week I was working on before I got roped in to doing something actually productive/important and tell the next few people to harass me to sod off until something actually important pops up again. This is part of the reason some of the stuff I work on around here never gets finished, its not important, so I don't mess with it after it stops being interesting.
• Due to all of the prior things, I have never had a girlfriend or a measurable social life (Though I know a girl or two who happen to think the chair thing was pretty bad-ass and I also have several female friends...who are all currently dating losers with a scraggly beard and are fluent in surfer lingo...). This has gotten slightly better over the years, but not by much. If you know any methods of getting a girl and choose to share them with me...I will completely ignore them, this is the internet, people. Sick stuff happens here.

[edit] Text box dump

Exdeath64 - The world is huge, far greater and more beautiful then anything man could ever conceive, take a moment to reflect on just how vast the world actually is...now consider the fact that I cooked that up after playing "The World Ends With You" TALK - {{time=Exdeath64 19:25, 15 February 2009 (UTC)}} My primary text box.

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Exdeath64 - Der Klaus was eaten by the void. TALK - Eaten by the void. My Christmas template, Der Klaus means t "The Claus" in German by the way...

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Exdeath64 - the void took out two supervillans and for some strange reason keeps gilgamesh around, ya can't fight that TALK - {{{time}}} The void killed two supervillans and for some strange reason keeps Gilgamesh around, ya can't fight that

(template is a work in progress)

A dump off of the original template Muchomas cooked up for me when i was still a Neophyte(My thanks to you.). I have since ascended to a higher plane of user (just barely) and now fully customize my templates based on the situation (Which ticks off CSM and i think Faethin to no end). Can't imagine why, it simply does.

[edit] I prefer the term treasure hunting.

[edit] Exdeath64's compendium of knowlege

I dislike doing full walkthroughs, so I take the more difficult aspects of the game and try to explain how to deal with them. Be it superbosses, or just gameplay mechanics which take some getting used to. Please note that the Kimahri one is the only finished one.

1. How to avoid getting busted by laws in A2
2. User:Exdeath64/Brightmoon Tor strategy guide
3. User:Exdeath64/Final Fantasy X Monster Arena Guide
4. User:Exdeath64/How to make Kimahri worth using

[edit] my "Rewarding Emblem of Tranquil Darkness"...it sounds better then "medal of honor"

Behold, my method of honoring those who deserve it



You are most honorable

Thank you! You have done something to improve this wiki in some form, be it by repelling a vandal, completing a large project, or creating a particularly interesting article or user page section, or even getting wiki policy changed to be more user-friendly. This template is not arbitrarily handed out and is to be treasured, or at least viewed has a boon. It is also significantly better then BlueHighwind's award template, simply because I say so.




[edit] You are not a complete tool



You are a decent human, an okay Cylon, and a above par Time Lord

Kudos! You have proved you are not a complete jackass and are capable of baseline human decency and morality, and can take a joke. Of course, this means you probably immensely dislike me in every way shape and/or form. Well deal with it, removal of this template will result in your PC becoming infected with the Beta III computer virus which causes your PC to repeatedly play "Never gonna give you up" for the remainder of its existence...unless you use Linux or own a Mac, then I really can't do a whole lot to screw with you.

[edit] apologies



Exdeath 64's lawyers have advised him to apologize

sumimasen! Apparently somewhere on this page, i crossed a line by insulting something i shouldn't have. And for that i apologize. I hope we can move past this like mature adults. Please do not have me assassinated, i start college in a few months and would like to avoid death until i get that out of the way. If it helps, I am still less offensive then BlueHighwind.




[edit] Holier then Thou



All you do is bitch and moan and point guns at us!

Killjoy! If you have been given this template. It is an indication that you have gone WAY to far into "Serious Business" territory and need to be either hit with a large amount of cold water and/or slapped with a dueling glove to knock you back to your senses. You could of gotten this by either by going overkill with your bureaucrat status and forgetting about the "little people", or by repeatedly ripping into users if you find a particular thread to be stupid and/or pointless Or anything else that makes you seem like a general annoyance. You may remove this template as soon has you lighten up a considerable degree, has to be determined by the general wiki population, or if they don't care (which is more then likely), I'll just do it when you cease whatever behavior is causing this. Failure to comply with this will result in the "Social Networking Bunny" paying you a visit and kicking your ass into the next epoch.





Jokes which are just here for humor and will probably never be used.






Exdeath64 will end you and all you love.

that does it! at some point you ROYALLY pissed me off. You are now my mortal enemy, and yes, I shall be ending you at some point, for more information on what that entails, see the Wikipedia articles on the Spanish Inquisition, The Tower of London, and The View. The last one is particurally sadistic and should not be viewed by the terminally incontinent or people who are pregnant. Or any combination thereof.








Exdeath 64 has forsaken all morality

&^!%@!^@*( At some point, i have gone on a massive cursing tirade. Likely caused by any of the following. Endgame returning, SCM going too far, Admin Fascism, Personal attacks, Vandalizing my userpage, Wikia screwing with the system, or just my having a bad day. This is likely coupled with my threat to set you on fire, which WILL happen somehow. Ever read King?

That's all i have for now. If you are unsatisfied with these premade apologizes, please make a note of it on the talk page.

[edit] My custom made userboxes

Feel free to use them, i don't really care. And yes, i know about the giant black mage's, I don't know what changed and I am too damn tired to figure out what did that, much less fix it, just deal with it and I will get to it eventually.

This user participated in the salvage of Sardapedia







This user has bad luck with April Fools day jokes.







This user is a Wiki Ogre, and will only work when something interests them, or somebody mocks their edit count.












This user is attuned to the powers of darkness, but is not beholden to them.








This user has lived among the Mr. Saturns and has a result is an admin at the EarthBound wiki, Dakota!




This user supports 8 bit black mage








[edit] Weekly tip on understanding other cultures and humanity in general

Dead due to lack of interest.