"That was a lovely movie. I saw 22 hooters, a bunch of guys got killed, and it had no story at all"
—Al Bundy
Greetings, kiddies! I am Drake Clawfang. My real name is Adam, but this is the internet, so I use the alias Drake. I was once called Good Drake or Drake 2 here because of the original Drake, DMD. I personally don't care what anyone calls me, so long as it's civil.
Job Class
Mystic Knight
Specialities
Large scale edits, bestiary entries, walkthroughs, images
Well kiddies, Christmas is approaching, only a month and a half away! And to celebrate, I wrote this (totally original) Christmas theme, dedicated to life here at the Wiki. It can get pretty hectic here sometimes, especially with FF13 coming up, so let's all sing this song to calm ourselves down. And before you ask, I did not base this song on me, though I feel like this often. But I'll bet all of us have at some point, don't deny it.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!
Checking the RC
Rollbacking the vandals
Giving out test templates
Screams bouncing off the walls! (Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!)
Removing speculation
Slapping a facepalm
We all know they’ll do it again
Yet I remain calm.
Oh, dear Wiki, dear Wiki
Why are vandals lame?
Why do they add false info
When they haven’t played the game?
Oh, dear Wiki, dear Wiki
I’m going insane.
It seems as if every day
The work is more inane.
A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a break.
And I return to find
Someone screwed up Quake.
Gotta fix the format
And correct the header.
Turns out it was a troll attack
And someone went and fed her.
Oh, dear Wiki, dear Wiki
Why are vandals lame?
Why do they add false info
When they haven’t played the game?
Oh, dear Wiki, dear Wiki
I’m going insane.
It seems as if every day
The work is more inane.
Christmas eve is here,
Now time to party.
And what do you know
The troll's yelling at me!
Says something about hacks,
And controlling Wiki-land
And hey look, five minutes later
Whoops, I've been banned!
Oh, dear Wiki, dear Wiki
Why are vandals lame?
Why do they add false info
When they haven’t played the game?
Oh, dear Wiki, dear Wiki
I’m going insane.
It seems as if every day
The work is more inane.
Oh, dear Wiki, dear Wiki
I f**king hate trolls.
I'll bet half of these people
Are only twelve years old.
Oh, dear Wiki, dear Wiki
Why do I even try?
I swear once this ban wears off
Someone is gonna DIE!!!
I'm on other Fanfic websites too, but this is the main one. I host several Final Fantasy fics, including my greatest and largest fic to date, the Dissidia fanfic "Shards of Memory" featuring Cloud and Terra.
I currently host all ten Dissidia storylines with English subtitles, and a bunch of the character preview vids and review trailers. I also do "movie trailers" for Advent Children, and music videos, and am planning on uploading Dissidia replays in the future.
Final Fantasy IV Walkthrough - My third walkthrough. Work on it stalled partway through, but I finished it inside a year still. Currently the only walkthrough to cover the Advance port of the game.
Final Fantasy V Job FAQ - Not willing to replay the game for a full-fledged walkthrough, especially when I've just finished it. But I wanted to do something to cover the Job System, so here it is.
Final Fantasy VI Walkthrough - my first walkthrough, I started it on September 23 2007, and began Part 36 on October 5th. Oh yeah, I powered right through that puppy. Then my data got erased before I could beat Omega Weapon or Soul Shrine, so it didn't get "officially" finished until April 3rd 2008. Hey, I had just spent 2 weeks playing through the game and lost all my data, I wasn't up to doing it again right yet! It has since been spruced up with templates, links, pictures and so forth.
Final Fantasy VII Walkthrough - My second walkthrough. FF7 better than I thought, though not quite as good as you've heard. That's what I have to say on VII. But that's not to say it doesn't kick ass - it does.
Final Fantasy VIII Walkthrough - This is Squallinoa's walkthrough for FF8, which he left to me upon leaving the Wiki. I'm currently planning to go through it and restructure it, and it'll combine Squallinoa's FF8 commentary with my gameplay advice. It's kinda like a meal I guess - the dish is already cooked, I just gotta add some salt and pepper to it.
Final Fantasy XII License Board FAQ - I do love FF12, but I'm still relatively new to the game and it's so vast I simply don't yet consider myself learned enough to write a walkthrough for it. However, I like the License Board system, and have a multi-page FAQ to teach even total novices how to get the most out of their LP.
Final Fantasy Mystic Quest Walkthrough - I'm ashamed to admit owning this piece of shit, but did a walkthrough for it just for the sake of completing the MQ database here. I'm never touching this crap game ever again, and you shouldn't either. But if you do, feel free to swing by and check out my walkthrough.
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