Final Fantasy VII Not-Enemy
Cat
ファンタジービオラマスタ ({{{romaji}}})?
Statistics Level HP MP Nobody knows Yes, I use HP computers Not in the military patrol Attack Magic Defense Only cowards attack people I was born in a world without magic Running away M. Defense Dexterity Evade See "Magic". Well, my last name isn't Gonzales, but who cares? High EXP AP Gil Very inexperienced None Don't know anyone named Gil
Elemental affinities Fire Ice Lightning Water - - - - Earth Wind Gravity Poison Holy - - - - -
Location Location, location, location Steal You don't steal from me. 'Cuz I'll call the cops. Item Drop I'm clumsy enough to do this often Morph I never tried Abilities Fire, Fira, Firaga, Firaja, Cure, Cura, Curaga, Haste, Nulblaze, Horrible Viola Playing* Enemy Skill None, since I'm not your enemy Status immunity None Manipulate Couldn't manipulate. Other information -Abilities which names are not shown when used are highlighted in italics. -*With the exceptions of this ability, Cat does not take action, as his Magic stat is effectively 0. -*This ability does nothing.

"It took you three tries, really? Is this the record low of the year?"

"I am sure Cat is much better atsome things than you are, such as coughing up hairballs and chasing mice. Each to their own!"

—Sove and Yuan on Catuse's innate ability to fail and be a nuisance in the IRC channel.

Hey, people call me Cat. That's not my real name (obviously). I like this place and I edit it.

Also, I am a moderator on this wiki. This means I can do fancy renaming-related stuff, and ... that's about it. I can't throw out the knuckleheads nor delete the junk they create. Which makes me wonder why I'm called a "moderator", unless you count this useless ability that nobody ever has much use for:

Around the wiki, I mainly do minor clean up edits, but I also am the unofficial Final Fantasy Tactics go-to guy. I also operate a bot, Intangir Bot, so feel free to send me any relinking that needs doing. If I'm around but not making any article edits to the wiki, there's a fairly good chance I'm spending most of my time with that.

Current projects:

• Forum:Articles to Move Topic
• FFT locations pages. If only I wasn't so lazy.
• Making categories.
• XIV job page formatting.
• Category:Final Fantasy XI Enemy Images < go through here and nuke JPGs.
• Invasion of Dalmasca and Nabradia < write this page using this

Around the internet, I usually go by Catuse, Catuse167, or ShadowCatuse, but I also occasionally take the names ABCat and aloofAbacus.

You can find me in Freenode's #Wikia-FF channel as Catuse!~Catuse@trivialand/student/Catuse.

Thoughts on Stuff

Apparently I'm Tabbeh 0.0% of the time. Well, I guess that makes sense; Tabbeh is a person all to himself. Except when he's not. He also ships Catuse <3 Doorsey OTP, which I very much doubt.

Fabula Nova Crystallis "fan" theory (emphasis on the quotes guys): Dysley went back in time and told his past self the fandom liked Jihl more than him, prompting a descent into insanity that resulted in the entire storyline of FFXIII and a lot of nonsensicalities. It also inspired Toriyama to make XIII-2. This is why time travel is a bad thing, guys. FFXIII could've been so much better.

Ivalice is the best setting. This, combined with the best gameplay, results in being a huge fan of FFXII and FFT. Even though I've lost interest in a lot of FF.

I've clearly edited this wiki more than cis(π/2) times. As you know, all numbers raised to an even higher power are greater than the original number, and i = cis(π/2). i⁴ = 1, and therefore cis(π/2)⁴ < 12023, which was my edit count at the time of writing. ......that thing about raising powers only applies to real numbers? Oh.

Quotes

"amazing game i touch things and they animate and stuff, **** flashy. definitely the most tactical rts since skyring must buy for fans of hyperneptunia"

—A troll on Metacritic describing Final Fantasy All the Bravest.

"IVALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!"

—Mango on the best setting in FF.

"People are going to be stupid, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it, unless you want to shut down all votes."

—Tidus357 on the use of voting on the wiki.

"A groove follows Garland and his manikin both in-battle and on the field. This is caused by his gigantic sword dragging on the ground."

—Some guy on Garland (Final Fantasy)/Dissidia.

"I THINK PENELO IS HOT"

—Tidus357 getting quoted out of context and never living it down.

"My Little Touhoustuck: Friendship is Puella Magica the Gathering Fortress 2."

—Yuanchosaan on fandoms.

Userboxes

This user has over 10 000 edits.	This user is a Recent Changes patroller.	This user loves to Welcome Newbies.
This user believes that an edit count doesn't necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions.	This user edits Final Fantasy Answers as Catuse167.	This user identifies as a member of the Church of Glabados.
Is this user a woman? Or a man? Or should we ask?	This user has witnessed the birth of a god.	This user is a hero-hating black mage.
en This user is a native speaker of English.	This user is a Geminian.	This user is of the Fire element.
This user lives in the United States of America.	This user is a fan of the MOTHER series	This user is a fan of Radiant Historia
This user is the world's greatest Pokémon Master.	This user owns a Wii.	This user owns a DS.
This user thinks that all users who prefer Internet Explorer deserve what they get.	This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.	This user supports Nintendo.
This user has defeated Shinryu in Final Fantasy V.	This user has defeated Ultima Weapon in Final Fantasy VI, Final Fantasy VII, and Final Fantasy X.	This user has defeated Ruby Weapon.
This user has defeated Emerald Weapon.	This user has their own channel on YouTube.	This user is also a member of Wikipedia, under the name CarnivorousGnomeCatuse.
This user is a 2nd generation light warrior. S/He is intelligent, but also kind of shy.	This user thinks that nothing can beat science!	This user wants you to stop degrading yourselves!
Strong you are, but stronger this user is! Hurt you, he/she will!	This user has battled with the four fiends.	This user has battled on the big bridge.
This user is a WikiHunter.	This user is a WikiGnome.	This user is Eternity's Shylock in a Sburban Jungle.
Template:User wikiwitch	This user has adopted a WikiWolfcub. Pray for them!	This user is lacking a title or any true power, but can rollback if needed.

Milestone Edits

• First edit - Raid on Midgar, 4 April 2011.
• 100^th edit - Project:Sandsea, 21 September 2011.
• 1000^th edit - Dark Bahamut (Final Fantasy X), 7 November 2011.
• 5000^th edit - This very page, 7 May 2012.
• 10,000^th edit - Cait Sith, 12 November 2012. I just had to break editcount limit by editing a page relevant to me.
• 12,500^th edit - Parliament, 19 February 2013.

On Other Wikis

• Final Fantasy Answers — Admin: I was one of the original users during the 2011 overhaul. Now it's one of the few good wikis on Answers Wikia. Go us!
• Radiant Historia Wiki — Admin: I edit almost everything around here. Except when other people help me.
• Catuse Labratories — Admin: My test wiki.
• Community Central — I keep track of Wikia tech updates. That's all.
• MS Paint Adventures Wiki — Mostly inactive, but I "maintain" (that is to say, have my username on the userpage of) the bot there, Caligorg.
• Historia Crux — I'm not sure what to make of this wiki other than DEAD DEAD DEAD. Fabula Nova Crystallis editors, care to help out a little?
• Wikipedia — I revert vandalism and mark useless stuff for deletion when I'm in the mood to edit here, but most of the time I don't care enough.

Big ugly boxes serving various purposes

FEC SILVER AWARD This is to certify that Catuse167  has voted in at least 20 fights in the Flan's Elbow Colosseum

This user knows the Jecht Shot used by TidusTehSacrificer357.

Congratulations! TidusTehSacrificer357 has awarded Catuse167 the Jecht Shot for being the best friend and coder evar, and being directly responsible for 90% of the Fayth's Dream Arena. Keep up the good work, and make the Abes proud! If you are ever in need of TidusTehSacrificer357, you are more than welcome to ask him!

Lulu: "What?" Tidus: "I didn't even ask a question and you're explaining things." Lulu: "You rather I say nothing, then?" Tidus: "No, no! Maybe you finally believe I don't know anything about Spira." Catuse167 is a hard worker and a great asset maintaining Final Fantasy Wiki. For this, Kaimi, awards this person as: Advisor. Categorist. Coder. Editor. Engineer.. Details about titles can be viewed here.

This user is a cursed l'Cie, bound into the service of Sorceror Nobody for eternity Branded: October 30th 2011 Eidolon: Cúchulainn Role proficiencies: Focus: Tactics and FFV walkthroughs, and finish Noite RPG-to-be-made

Namespace Edit count Total 13,492 Article 4,742 Talk 672 User 1,495 User talk 1,769 Project 562 Project talk 139 File 1,860 File talk 87 MediaWiki 20 MediaWiki talk 29 Template 492 Template talk 107 Help 38 Help talk 20 Category 198 Category talk 22 Forum 971 Forum talk 5 Walkthrough 247 Walkthrough talk 17 I don't find Editcounts terribly important, but I made the template, I feel a sort of obligation to use it.

...and these are my subpages!

• /Book
• /FF Opinions
• /Challenges
• /DnD stuff
• /IRC
• /RSTCYN
• /Random Articles Analysis
• /monobook.css
• /wikia.css
• /common.js
• /WBoss
• /Apology