Current status: Doing bot work and minor maintenance every night. Otherwise mostly mia.
“It took you three tries, really? Is this the record low of the year?”
“I am sure Cat is much better at some things than you are, such as coughing up hairballs and chasing mice. Each to their own!”
—Sove and Yuan on Catuse's innate ability to fail and be a nuisance in the IRC channel.
Catuse167, the FFWiki Editor(ネコネコウィキエディタ,Nekoneko Efuefuwikieditar?, lit. "CatCat, FFWiki-Editor"), also known as Cat or Catuse, is an editor on the Final Fantasy Wiki.
I mostly do minor cleanup edits, especially with Intangir Bot; I take bot requests, but if I can't get it done right away, you might want to see Drake for bot work. Other than that, I move pages, make categories, delete duplicates, and other stuff in the background.
You can find me in Freenode's #Wikia-FF channel as Catuse!~hairballs@trivialand/student/Catuse. I'm also on Skype (aloofAbacus) and League of Legends (NA: Catuse) a lot. If I don't respond, I'm idling, and will get back to you in the next 24 hours.
Also, apparently I'm an admin. Well now.
FFWiki-Editor job command. Improve pages around the wiki.
Catuse writes a page from scratch. This ability can only be used once per month, because Catuse is just that lazy. Health of Page: Quote: Why aren't I being paid to do this?
Creates page with near-full health.
Catuse makes a minor improvement to a page or several pages.
Heals single page for 1..5% health or multiple pages for 0.1..1% health.
Catuse joins the chat, increasing its liveliness somewhat. Liveliness Boost:Quote: Oh, we were just gossiping about you. But we're not going to tell you what we were talking about! >:D Quote (Allusion): How can you hope to tell me to not to reference Lord English when he is already being referenced?! Quote (Eloquence): FFVIII is a horrible game, and I have this ridiculously complex mathematical formula that uses polar graphs and the differentiation of sinusoids to understand to prove it.
If he is inflicted with Shitty Router, he will /quit. He also has a chance (15% for each) to take one of the following actions:
Allusion: Catuse alludes to Homestuck, causing his fellow chatters to die inside. They all take Str^2 damage.
Flirt: Catuse calls his sexuality into question, inflicting Charm on the nearest chatter who is either Tidus357, Juri, Hexedmagica, or Griffen78. If Catuse uses Flirt, he cannot use Eloquence.
Eloquence: Catuse says something worthwhile for a change, causing the Intelligence of all chatters to increase by Int/20..Int/10. If Catuse uses Eloquence, he cannot use Flirt.
Silence: Catuse says nothing of note, causing liveliness to drop down to its original value a turn after he joined. If Catuse uses Silence, he cannot use any other ability.
AutoIntangir Bot, Roll Out!
Catuse releases an Intangir Bot to do his bidding, and that of FFWiki-tan's.
Catuse releases an Intangir Bot into a nearby panel, and then bestows Vanish upon it. The Bot continues to Gnome 20 pages per turn, before Catuse chooses to let it fade. However:
If Catuse is inflicted with Shitty Router, the Bot has a 10% of disconnecting each turn, causing it to fade.
The Bot has a 1% chance of making an error each turn, causing it to deal sqrt(Str) damage to the pages it is editing, and continue you to do this until Catuse orders it to fade.
Catuse reverts recent edits to a page by its most recent "contributor", restoring its health to the value before the "contributor" had his way. Quote: What an idiot. Jim, Fae, any admins that are on, please ban this guy.
Apparently I'm Tabbeh 0.0% of the time. Well, I guess that makes sense; Tabbeh is a person all to himself. Except when he's not. He also ships Catuse <3 Doorsey OTP, which I very much doubt.
Fabula Nova Crystallis "fan" theory (emphasis on the quotes guys): Dysley went back in time and told his past self the fandom liked Jihl more than him, prompting a descent into insanity that resulted in the entire storyline of FFXIII and a lot of nonsensicalities. It also inspired Toriyama to make XIII-2. This is why time travel is a bad thing, guys. FFXIII could've been so much better.
Ivalice is the best setting. This, combined with the best gameplay, results in being a huge fan of FFXII and FFT. Even though I've lost interest in a lot of FF.
I've clearly edited this wiki more than cis(π/2) times. As you know, all numbers raised to an even higher power are greater than the original number, and i = cis(π/2). i4 = 1, and therefore cis(π/2)4 < 12023, which was my edit count at the time of writing. ......that thing about raising powers only applies to real numbers? Oh.
“amazing game i touch things and they animate and stuff, **** flashy. definitely the most tactical rts since skyring must buy for fans of hyperneptunia”
—A troll on Metacritic describing Final Fantasy All the Bravest.
—Mango on the best setting in FF.
“A groove follows Garland and his manikin both in-battle and on the field. This is caused by his gigantic sword dragging on the ground.”
I should probably put this in the to-do list, but nobody actually looks there, so I'll just be evil and put it on my userpage to make it look like I'm doing something productive around here >:D
It's not like I, or even the current group of regulars on the wiki (folks like Kimlascawarrior, JBed, and Kelt) could do them all. The first four bullets are only a few manhours, but the later few are more like manweeks. (Robotweeks? Sure seems like it). And this isn't even adding content for spinoffs or upcoming games, just the usual routine cleanup job. D:
TidusTehSacrificer357 has awarded Catuse167 the Jecht Shot for being the best friend and coder evar, and being directly responsible for 90% of the Fayth's Dream Arena. Keep up the good work, and make the Abes proud! If you are ever in need of TidusTehSacrificer357, you are more than welcome to ask him!
Lulu: "What?" Tidus: "I didn't even ask a question and you're explaining things." Lulu: "You rather I say nothing, then?" Tidus: "No, no! Maybe you finally believe I don't know anything about Spira."
Catuse167 is a hard worker and a great asset maintaining Final Fantasy Wiki. For this, Kaimi, awards this person as: