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Ben Bastard Kaizer
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I've got rhythm.
Do you?
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| Age
| 17
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| Height
| 6'8"
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| Weight
| 200+ lbs.
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| Eye color
| Blue
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| Hair color
| Blonde
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| Laterality
| Right-handed
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| Place of origin
| Norway
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| Alignment
| Light
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| Weapons
| Crowbarsaber
Machine Gunblade
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| Job class
| Samurai/Cannoneer
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| Skills
| Self-Image Break
Commandeer
Pizza Devour
Peppusidogu
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| Overdrive
| Bushido Da Ne?
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| Personal Info
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| This user is a male.
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| This user is a Leo.
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| This user is a Mod, but has no real power.
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| This user thinks that Toriyama's art is better than the others.
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| This user thinks that Amano's art is an abomination.
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| F*CK
| This user swears as much as he wants, and if you don't like it, suck it down.
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| This user plays the Chrono series.
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Quicklinks for Myself
Current Projects
Gloater's Corner
Where I brag about stuff I've made/edited significantly here at the FFWiki.
Currently Playing
Nothing Final Fantasy. Taking a break from that.
A little bit on and off here.
Who am I?
A just question. I am no one and everything, and a cherry on top. Actually, make that strawberry, I don't like cherries. Yeah. Well...I'm a ne'er-do-well from Norway, who wastes his time on various internet sites, such as Newgrounds, YouTube, and of course: Wikipedia, and some of its smaller branches. My mind sucks up all the useless knowledge and stores them in boxes on the planet Mars.
Me and Final Fantasy
Once upon a time, way back yonder in 1997, I was a poor person. I had been playing Super Nintendo for a while there, but could only afford a new game once each year. Then my dad bought a computer and internet, and someone on MSN told me about this phenomenal illegal thing called Emulators. So I searched around, and saw that an emulator was in fact an application that could play Snes games (and other various game console systems) on your computer! Egads! So I d'loaded one, and a big 112 games pack...and to my amazement, it worked! I was dancing in the street to the crappy music back then, woohoo buddy! And one of those games were called 'Final Fantasy IV'...I thought that might be something, and played it. And never had I seen something so vastly boring and pointless! I deleted it in 15 minutes. So later I went to buy a Nintendo 64 and some games there, and in 2000, a PS2.
In 2004, a friend of mine bought a game on special offer called 'Final Fantasy X'. We played it at his house, And I (I do this all the time to games I don't have) pointed out it sucked and was a copycat of Pirates of the Caribbean. The next day, I bought it. And boy...did I ever regret buying a game less? No.
Me and Other Games
Well. I also play other games than Final Fantasy (What a TRAVESTY!!!). In order for me to like a game, graphics aren't necessarily (and more often than not, I don't care, as is evident in Final Fantasy VII) important. What matters to me is if I like the characters involved, if I like the story, the gameplay is solid, and, not always necessary (as is evident in FFXII), if the villain rules. Hence, I hate games such as Halo, Half-Life (I bought it just for Counter-Strike), and World of Warcraft. Soooo if you come waltzing in here thinking you'd see another brainless zombie wasting away in front of a dull and bleak rip-off computer world, you're wrong. All people such as you (if you are the person in question) will be sniped by Kefka from the apartment across your street.
I digress, here are some other games I play.
- The Thief Series (Mostly the Metal Age™)
- Might and Magic VI & VII
- The Kingdom Hearts series
- Adventure Games, mostly LucasArts (Monkey Island, Sam and Max, Full Throttle)
- Fangames (Heck, I've even made some in my day)
- Almost every Mario game to date
- EVERY Zelda game to date.
- Shooters, whenever I feel the need to satisfy my primal instincts (HEADSHOT!!!!!!!)
Best Saves
Fighter, Thief, White Mage, Black Mage, all at level 99, with 26 hours of game play. Defeated Chaos, quit the game for a year, then decided to beat the optional dungeons and never play it again. 70% completed Bestiary.
Finished. Possibly doing Soul of Rebirth if I ever run out of any (hah, right) other, better games to play. 74% completed Bestiary, and I didn't even try one second to get an entry.
10 hours, after Fire Crystal. Level 20 on all characters. Luneth is a Thief, Arc is a Black Mage, Refia is a White Mage and Ingus is a Knight.
All characters at level 99, with best equipment, all Lunar Trials completed. 99% completed bestiary (Damn Mythril Golem and Chimerageist!!!!).
20+ hours, 50+ level. Mastered 11 jobs for each character, 50 abilities learned on average. Still need to complete the Extra Dungeons.
Lvl. 60 something, Terra, Edgar, Sabin and Shadow, completed the game. Lost the save because the computer crashed. Not gonna play it again until the release of the Advance version. 37 hours of game play.
Edgar, Sabin, Cyan, Celes at level 67. Finished the game. About to do Dragon's Den/Soul Shrine. 84% completed Bestiary.
Lvl. 67 with Cloud, Vincent and Cid in the Northern Crater. 44 hours of gameplay.
Completed. Level 100 on Squall, Selphie and Irvine. Might get additional GFs I missed.
Zidane, Larxene (or Dagger, whatever), Vivi, and Freya on lvl. 60, disc 4. Completed Chocobo Hot & Cold.
Tidus, Wakka and Auron, with 128 (!) hours of gameplay, all stats (except Magic, for obvious reasons) maxed to 255, 90% of Celestial Weapons gained, best equipment ever. Save got deleted by the way, so gotta do it all over again.
Vaan, Fran and Basch all at level 52. 52 hours of Gameplay. At the Great Crystal. Cannot currently recall Clan Rank. 26 Marks taken down.
Fainaru Fantaji Superlatives (Home of the original Superlatables™! BOOYAKA!)
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