Wikia

Welcome to a compilation of some of the funniest, perturbing, and sometimes downright confusing compilation of quotes collected from the Final Fantasy Wiki itself!

This page is organized alphabetically be user, and each quote is recorded via the [[Template: Q]] template, which will state the page and/or context in which the quote was said. If the quote is comprised of a dialouge, use one {{Q}} for each sentence, identifying the respective user. The source need only be attached to the last quote of the dialouge... or trialouge... or whatever :)

If you have a quote that you feel is worthy enough to be placed on this page, please feel free to do so using the proper format. However, I reserve the right to efface lines which I feel overly offensive or substandard. Also, if anyone cares enough about their own words and wishes that particular quotes by them would be removed, they have the right to do so.

Wikian QuotesEdit

8bit BlackMageEdit

"Mein handy! *flounces*"

—8bit reveals his camp German side

AJDuraiEdit

"Any responses? Please, no vague words like "Wrong" or "I don't care about you" >:D"

—On Game Article Suggeestions

AlcaeusTheWizardEdit

"When I found out that Kuja was a man."

—On the scariest FF moment

BlueHighwindEdit

"Everyone has a sadistic side. I just wear mine on the outside."

—On his pleasant demeanor

"The whole, "I'm-leaving-to-war-and-may-never-return-but-I-love-you-so-much-so-pretty-please-may-I-stick-it-in" move has shown itself to be quite effective."

—On inter-personal relations

BluerfnEdit

"Even if I look like an old treeman, I can summon big ass chunks of rock from space, provided I let some kid rocks play with my rickety see-saw. Call me if you're upset with the world :D"

—On the feats of the Judge-Sal

ChiefKakashiEdit

"Aww... Don't be like that Hexed..."

—To Hexed

"YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND DIE!"

—Hexed in response

CrazyswordsmanEdit

""KEERZYHEERSE" WTF, TA! It's MADPONY."

—Forum:Differences Between Enemy Stats

"I think I'm gonna die because I love trains (no, Selphie only likes them the way 4chan losers liek Mudkipz. I love them the way Diablocon loves Ivalice)"

—In his FFVI walkthrough

DiabloconEdit

"Oh god. So leet is the Cockney rhyming slang of the internet."

—On teh 1nt3rn3t 1337sp33k

"Greetings, dudes! Give me the Patchouli beam or suffer the GROOVY consequences!"

—As the Bizarro "Groovycon"

"Have you tried a hat?"

—Playing Santa in the deletion summary of "Please help: best Gifts for Guy?"

Drake ClawfangEdit

"I could certainly see how Materia could be assigned gender - red and yellow are female, blue and green are male. Purple Materia are hermaphrodites. I'm not too sure about what a Materia piece's sexual organs look like, but I'm sure they're there... Birth is a beautiful natural thing, even when it's between crystallized spirit energy shards."

—"Musings on Materia"

"Sesshiroth!"

—On Sephiroth on numerous occasions

"I think this chat has gotten to the point I could say anything and no one would react. "

—On the IRC's general ability to ignore his weirdness.

"HEXED, BEND OVER SO YUAN AND I CAN RUB YOU DOWN WHILE JIMCLOUD WAXES YOUR FACIAL HAIR. FAE, MAKE SURE THE CAMERAS ARE ROLLING, THIS SHIT IS GOING ON YOUTUBE! CRONO, GET OVER HERE AND HOLD HEXED'S EYES OPEN, THIS IS THE TRICKY PART. "

— The end result of the preceding quote.

Griffin78Edit

"Eeyore has a nail in his ass, of course he's sad."

—His speculation of why Eeyore is "emo"

GwythinnEdit

"You have only one stupid nickname, Hexed? How about I give you another one then, Schnookums."

—To Hexed

"Stupid Golem. A Golem made of Stupid. That would be something."

—The "creation" of the "Stupid Golem", following a comment Otherarrow made on the subject

FaethinEdit

"NEEDS MOAR TERRA."

—Forum: We have Terra and Kefka Scans!

"EDWARD WOULD DITCH THE SISSY LUTE PULL OUT A GUITAR AND PLAY KURAYAMINOKUMO'S SOLO! This attack causes 1 mole of damage."

—Forum: IV Limit Breaks

"i r spoony no mattah waht"

—Faethin's attempt to be Rapper Edward

"IN SOVIET FFWIKI, CARBUNCLE SUMMONS YOU!"

—Zealot Faeth

"Johny was a chemist's son, though Johny is no more: for what he thought was H₂0 was H₂SO₄. OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!"

—-"If I were a girl I swear I would pull a Shantotto on my students ev'ry time they did something stupid"

Hecko XEdit

"If you're too big a noob to use even MS Paint to do this, just send the image as it is, and I'll trim it for you (and draw friggin' doodles on it while I'm at it >:3)..."But I don't have Windows, I have a Mac". One of many mistakes you've made in your life, I bet..."

—Forum:Holiday Shout-outs 2008

"Yeah, I'm watching all of youz and your talk pages... O.O"

—To a newbie user attempting to get said shout-out to work

"So, unless your marketing strategy was to FAIL more than a FAILosaurus Rex shooting FAIL beams of FAIL at the comet from the cosmos of friggin’ FAIL, I don’t think you advertised the game event well enough"

—M-27 rant

HenryacoresEdit

"Final Fantasy VII is a graphical and plot change of Final Fantasy VI. Magicite is now called Materia; Aria de Mezzo Carattere is called Aerith's Theme; the Empire is called Shinra; and Kefka is called Sephiroth."

—Reviewing Final Fantasy VII

"The problem of English is that it's completely spread out through the world. Exactly the same as Windows. And AIDS"

—A rather blunt simile to describe English's widespread use.

HexedmagicaEdit

"Aww... Don't be like that Hexed..."

—Chief to Hexed on some personality issue

"YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND DIE!"

—Hexed in response

"And because everything else on the forums is LOLOLOL HOW DOES I DO THIS STOOPID THING/HAY GUISE LETS MAEK MARY SUES TOGETHER AND CRY WHEN STUFF DOESN'T GO MY WAY? "

—In response to why the forums have nothing good on them.

ILHIEdit

"WHAT DOES CLOUD'S EX LOOK LIKE T_T"

—A newbie user asking for Cloud's EX Mode in Dissidia

"Sorry, I couldn't think of anything else. XD"

—ILHI in response

KujaRhapsodosEdit

"But, you know, with my awesome No MP Cost thong, I can do anything."

—Hilarious typo on IRC

MymindislostEdit

"Swings both ways, baby If you catch my drift... ;)"

—On her "Laterality"

NeloAngeloEdit

"They look like marble statues overkilled with varnish."

—Regarding Dissidia's art style.

OtherarrowEdit

"What if my Eidolon is Optimus Prime?"

—Possible Gamebreaker?

ScatheMoteEdit

"I'll cosplay as Yuna for the second image in the DNC. Let me find my revealing clothing and green and blue contacts. My hair is long and silky so I don't even need to wear a wig. I'm perfect."

—After finding an image to use for Serah for the Serah v. Yuna DNC fight.

TacticAngelEdit

"Crazy Horse is a horse gone mad. One might say crazy? How crazy, you ask? He attempts to kill and consume your Red Mage! Fear not, because this horse is weak to earth, and when beaten, yeilds a pelt that can be sold to a vendor for 3gil.... ...Crazy horse comes from the English for 'crazy', meaning liberal, and the English for 'horse,' a type of animal! Horses go hay! Can you say nay children?"