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#Bad Breath Blue Magic. That is all. [[User:Noobking87|King ]][[User_talk:Noobking87|of ]][http://raptr.com/noobishlord/about Noobs] 13:42, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
 
#Bad Breath Blue Magic. That is all. [[User:Noobking87|King ]][[User_talk:Noobking87|of ]][http://raptr.com/noobishlord/about Noobs] 13:42, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#The town just south of me is called Marlboro. I drive through it every day. This fact means nothing to you. It means less to me. {{User:BlueHighwind/Sig}} 01:32, November 21, 2014 (UTC)
 
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Click here to nominate or vote for fights to be held in the DNC in the future.

Uwee hee hee hee! Welcome, editors, to the Dragon's Neck Colosseum! My name is Ultros the receptionist, and I'm taking bets as to who will win in a tussle between two characters from the Final Fantasy series! The winner gets, well, nothing. It's more of a poll, really. The Colosseum owner stuck me on this duty after Kefka was defeated, but I need the money! So what are you waiting for? Get voting! Remember, you can remain anonymous!

DNC Moderators

The DNC is run by committee. If you have any questions regarding DNC rules, please contact one of the following people: Deadlyslashsword, ScatheMote, and Jimcloud. TacticAngel will also help in areas of policy or if somehow all other members of the committee are unavailable. The committee members will take care of changing the fights, archiving older fights, and maintaining the nominations page. Please do not change the format of this page or change the fight without permission.

The Rules, Briefly

Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or whom you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. Failure to comply with these rules will likely result in your vote being removed up to being banned from participating in future fights.

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  • Any failure to adhere to these rules will result in your vote(s) being removed.

Last Man Standing

Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:

  • If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
  • If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
  • Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.

Week 325: Alliterative Action Attack! Flan vs. Malboro

Theatrhythm Pudding
DNC Versus
MalboroenemyFF12RW
VICTOR
Vacillating
Ostensibly, one obviously odious obstreperous oozy outstanding opponent outdoes others. Which will win? Magnanimous Malboro, mouth mewling, many murmurs, mastication murderous? Flamboyant Flan, fickle for feeding, faintly frowning, fairly fragrant? Decide duly, DNC. VICTOR
Vacillating

Flaunting for Flan

  1. Forevermore, flourish faltering favor for foppish Flan. C A T U S E 03:09, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Floundering for favorite Flan fantasies failing foolishly. Mierna 03:29, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Pzykosiz (talk) 10:28, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
  4. BUY FLANTASY FLAN!--AnonyMan (talk) 12:43, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Malicious Marabros meanly maul my motley mates. :( Fantastic Flans fantastically fly far. :) TMG- Why? (talk) 18:19, November 17, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Accounts

Seriously, fuck the Malboro and his Bad Breath..... #74.110.127.233 15:53, November 17, 2014 (UTC)

Mentioning Malboro

  1. Manifold malicious Malboro maws make minding marguerites maddening. Jimcloud 12:34, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Both are ridiculously annoying to fight against but my Tifa can slaughter this geezer.--Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 13:03, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Bad Breath Blue Magic. That is all. King of Noobs 13:42, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
  4. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of.. Whisperweed 16:14, November 18, 2014 (UTC)
  5. The town just south of me is called Marlboro. I drive through it every day. This fact means nothing to you. It means less to me. --BlueHighwind 01:32, November 21, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Accounts

Caustic Complaints

Week 324: Last Man Standing Round 78: Fangs Week: Colons: Red XIII vs. Oerba Yun Fang

Red XIII 2007 version
LMS Icon
Ff13-fang
CHALLENGER
RED XIII
FINAL FANTASY VII. MOSTLY.
DEFEAT
6½ to 11
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
OERBA YUN FANG
FINAL FANTASY XIII + CHANGE
VICTOR
6½ to 11
Hello there! Here today we bring you a fresh, new, randomly rolled competitor for this Last Man Standing bout. You see, there was an issue where the pot containing the cat wanted to ride solo, there was an argument, words were said, the group split off, and it was decided that a solo pot did not qualify as a "being" for the purposes of Last Man Standing.

So we made some changes! Here we have the totally randomly picked Oerba Yun Fang, conveniently allowing for us here at the Dragon's Neck Colosseum to christen this week Fangs Week. Because it's Fang against someone with fangs. Geddit? ...Anyways, we hope that our 50% completely random competitors and our 50% completely preselected competitors can have a nice, clean, totally cheat-free week at this week's Last Man Standing. Fur will fly, Fangs will, um, fang, and someone will be the Last Wom-er, Man Standing! I can't wait!

Votes for Red XIII

  1. Too sexy for screen time - BlitzballArtTidus357 09:32, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Doesn't Red and Cait Sith look so comfy up there? King of Noobs 00:02, November 11, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Voting for the underdog?Free bird (talk) 03:11, November 11, 2014 (UTC)
  4. JC Holy Knight (talk) 23:03, November 11, 2014 (UTC)
  5. His fangs are sharper. GoldenChocobo 14:49, November 15, 2014 (UTC)
  6. You say Fang is sexy, bu this guy slept with Cait Sith. C A T U S E 14:50, November 15, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. Guh... it was a hard choice DNC, but I'm stilll going for Red. 74.110.127.233 15:42, November 10, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Fang

  1. o/.  mecorx (talk) - 08:44, Nov 10, 2014 Microchu ATB 
  2. --Magicite-ffvi-ios Technobliterator TC 13:12, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Monterossa (talk) 14:07, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
  4. She's the sexiest thing since sex. Drake Clawfang (talk) 18:55, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
  5. EAT THIS! GRRRRR. Mierna 19:47, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
  6. I know she's the human here but something something doggie style - you know the drill. --BlueHighwind 22:58, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
  7. An amazing character from a game I never played... uhm... no matter. --I’m Captain Zidane von Tribal of.. Flüstergras 14:09, November 11, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Fangtastic! TMG- Why? (talk) 18:46, November 11, 2014 (UTC)
  9. She has double 'B's and a hot girlfriend.--Nerdy geek bk (talk) 10:24, November 12, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Pzykosiz (talk) 00:09, November 14, 2014 (UTC)
  11. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:36, November 16, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

Peanut Gallery

I fear we are merely looking at the tip of the madness iceberg. Pray, do not stay to go down the rabbit hole with me and my cohort, ladies and gentlemen. Jimcloud 08:36, November 10, 2014 (UTC)

Sanity and order is over-rated. Up with Madness and Chaos! Mania and Dementia! AND CHEESE! King of Noobs 00:03, November 11, 2014 (UTC)

I seem to be having trouble editing when I'm using Google Chrome. is anyone else having this issue? It keeps coming up with some new editor, which doesn't seem to work Pzykosiz (talk) 00:11, November 14, 2014 (UTC)

Go into your user preferences and check to see what editor you're using (Under "Editing"->"Editing experience"), change it to something that's not "Wikia's new VisualEditor". If that doesn't work, we can't help you, it feels like there's half a dozen different ways that that blasted thing can be enabled and staff only have the ability to disable one of those ways. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:36, November 16, 2014 (UTC)
cheers, that's working much better Pzykosiz (talk) 10:29, November 17, 2014 (UTC)

Older Fights!

You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum. All of these fights are closed, so don't bother voting. All new votes will be removed. Each archive contains 10 weeks of different fights.

DRAGON'S NECK COLOSSEUM ARCHIVES

I - II - III - IV - V - VI - VII - VIII - IX - X - XI - XII - XIII - XIV - XV - XVI - XVII - XVIII - XIX - XX - XXI - XXII - XXIII - XXIV - XXV - XXVI - XXVII - XXVIII - XXIX - XXX - XXXI - XXXII - XXXIII - XXXIV - XXXV - XXXVI - XXXVII - XXXVIII - XXXIX - XL

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