Super Awesome Octopus Box!
- "... See, I can do the deep brooding loner thing that chicks dig too."
Uwehehehehehe! Hey kids, it's me Orthros... Orthros? I totally meant Ultros! Yeah, I'm the best thing that's ever happened to this series and we all know it. Totaly got to respect the octopus and all and I know this wiki does. Ain't going to give the coveted featured article to some chick with less character development than me.
Some people call me a fool. I spit in their general direction, covering them in ink while I'm at it I suppose. I am totally the best villain Final Fantasy has ever seen and with my bro Typhon, I mean Chupon (what is wrong with me today?), I will show all you silver-haired pretty boys and stupid flying ticks that started a religion.
But now that I'm on the front page I can totally do whatever I want. You know, I think this front page is lacking the colour purple so perhaps I can fix that. Hey Chupon, what's the matter with you? You've got something stuck in your throat? Oh no! Quick, turn the other directiAAAAAAHHHHH!