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| Name | Irrelevant | ||
| A.K.A | Sarcastically Insane, Last tsurugi, Cynical, | ||
| Favored Job Class | TA2 Paladin or any Thief | ||
| Job I Actually Resemble | | ||
| Hometown | That cloud that looks like a cloud (supposedly) | ||
| Date of Birth | During the year |- | Age | Older than Rydia (but which Rydia?) |
| Race | 25% Little Git, 25% Irish LEPRecon, 50% ADD Genius | ||
| Height | Taller than Vivi | ||
| IQ | 169(? Somewhere around here, my memory of it is vague) | ||
| Weapon | Anything within reach | ||
| Spells | All High Magic in Tactics A2, Nuke (sounds better than Flare) | ||
| Summons | Belias and Zeromus (FFIV, NOT FFXII) | ||
| limit breaks | forcing my opponent to become addicted to Famous Amos cookies (which isn't hard) and cutting them off, taping their eyes open and forcing them to watch End of Evangilion, and geeking them to death | ||
| Edit Count | 322 | ||
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own" -Adam Savage, Mythbusters
I am a cloud fan (even though the game is slightly overrated) and I think the art (and Edge) from FFIV are cool. I have played I+II(dawn of souls),III (ds),IV (ds), VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, X-2 (>.<), XII, and hope to play XIII. I also play Tactics, TA, and TA2, and numerous other ds games. I think rpgs are the best genre and have been playing them [Pokemon at first] since i was 3-4. My unholy creation, the Mini-DNC, is at the bottom of this page.
Other Stuff
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1. Youtube is a time-sucking, pointless website of anything people are bored enough to put up... it rules
2. Games are time-sucking, pointless programs of anything designers are told to put up by who ownes them... they rule
3.School is a time-sucking, pointless "learning experiance" for smart people like me... it sucks
4. I don't see the point of teachers saying "look it up in the dictionary..." IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT!
5. I'm bored and going to put something up on Youtube
6. Since i'm back from Youtube (and still bored) i'll actually put stuff up here that has small relevance
7. Fav. job/class in any FF is... Seer(tactics A2) w/ illusion 2nd a-ablility, reflex, and ribbon-bearer (they're gay, yet awesome) . 8. Fav. character... Belias (FFXII), because he is half man, half beast, and is a cross between a shaman and an axeman
9. Fav. character that is a playable race... Zemus (FuSoYa was a lunarian, too!)
10. Fav. character w/ out loopholes... still working on that, be back later
11. Least favorite job ... Cecil's paladin form. His white magic is horrible, he starts at level 1, and he loses the Darkness ability.
12. Fav. boss... Belias, again. Sorry, Sephy...
13. Most hated 1) boss, 2) party member, 3) NPC (i got bored of putting up new numbers every time...) Sin, he's a whole freakin' level!?, Butz, WTF!?!?!?, and Sephiroth clones (not very annoying, but gives me an excuse to put Sephiroth on here cuz Belias is awesome.)
14. Hardest boss fight (that i've beaten- no Sephiroth from FFVII, KH, or KH2) Xemnas (only Sora and Riku could possibly... wait, he has lightsabers!?!?!?!? crap 8O...)
15. Must resist... corny joke... about Butz's name...
16. Since i played KH before FFVII, I prefer the spelling Aerith
17. 17 is overrated.
18. i'm slowly depleting my stash of Famous Amos cookies... help
19. A friend gave me the idea for this joke- Red, dripping everywhere, splatered against the wall. I stand over what is, now and forever, the lifeless husk of one of my friends... I cry, "Noooooooo! I spilled my cherry pudding!"
20. Holy crap, i just now realized i've been serious this entire time... or was that just hunger from me running out of Famos Amos cookies? I'll never know...
21. My first attempt at a talk text...failed Template:I know how to jump like a dragoon...but i'm not telling you
22.my first text bubble thing... YAY i did it all by my self, mommy!
I made a talk bubble!
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23. TH OUI CBAYZ YM-PRAT???
24. By the way YOU KILLED KENNY! AGAIN! LIVE, KENNY, LIVE!
25. if anyone DOESN'T know why my name is Last tsurugi, go here.
26. I've decided that 26 is even more overrated than 17.
27. If anyone wants a custom userbox, leave me a message. I'll need 1)what you want it to say, 2)what picture you want it to have 3)colors for background 4)textcolor.
ContributionsEdit
I have fine tuned the Tactics jobs and recurring spells form Tactics.
To DoEdit
I will probably start on TA and TA2 fine tuning soon. (Keep in mind this was written over a year ago, so... yeah)
My TextbubblesEdit
My new talk bubble, with my own pic! Possibly going to be replaced by my Luso one.
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Last tsurugi - How many swords would a sword-chuck chuck if a sword-chuck would chuck swords? I have no f***ing idea. Fighter doesn't either.
TALK - 18:29, April 2, 2010 (UTC) | |||
on my talk page as the "sage of the Mini-DNC". Possibly going to start using this one for the actual Mini-DNC as well.
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Possibly my new one? Dunno.
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Poll of WheneverEdit
Userboxes about me Edit
These are all true. [s]Even[/s] ESPECIALLY the Sarda one.
| This user is a male. |
| This user is an Aquarian. |
| This user is a Red Mage, and prefers versatility to specialism. |
| This user spends WAY too much time here and really needs to get off the computer...after one more edit. |
| This user plays Kingdom Hearts. |
| This user identifies as heterosexual. |
| en-2 | This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of English. |
| Beware of the red hot fury of this user! |
| This user has been a member of the Final Fantasy Wiki since 2009. |
| This user believes that an edit count doesn't necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions. |
| Uwee hee! Come to the Colosseum and vote on this week's fight: Ace v. Setzer Gabbiani |
| This user is a Heartless. |
| This user is a Thief. |
| This user is of the Fire element. |
| This user is of the Wind element. |
| This user is an omnipotent jackass if you scew around on his talk/userpage. |
| This user can steal anything that's not both nailed down and on fire. |
| This user thinks the Fighter is heavily armored, the Thief would dodge, sue, and kick me, and the Red Mage looks deadly... so they jump on the little fat guy. |
| This user owns an invisible sky castle. |
| This user has one kick-ass userpage. |
| This user syphons love out of the universe. |
| This user likes swords. |
| This user has a psychological complex, and is by no means humble. |
| This user will crush you! |
| This user is a servant of the world. You should consider yourself a tool, at best. |
| This user isn't a sap like you. |
| biling | This user is bilingual and can speak 2 or more languages fluently. |
| This user thinks not having any expectations isn't bad at all. |
| This user is the embodiment of someone else's darker side. |
| It looks like this user's summer vacation is... over. |
| 40px | This user can create custom userboxes. |
| 40px | This user is Organization XIII's number 0, Kirxu!. |
| 60px | This user has spent a crapload of time in the World of Darkness. Consequently, they now rule Canada. Fear the mounties! |
| This user thinks you would do well to mind your tongue. In other words, SHUT UP! |
| This user is a dead paladin. Do you think you can take them? |
| Q? | This user |
Other Userboxes Edit
hehehehe...me likey fire
| This user a splode. |
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| This user a splode. |
| This user is Kupo for Kupo Nuts! |
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| This user is Kupo for Kupo Nuts! |
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| This user is Kupo for Kupo Nuts! |
kupo... kupo... and kupo...
(BOOM! what just happened, kupo?)
Userboxes of time-sucking programs that I LikedEdit
| I | This user is a fan of the original Final Fantasy. |
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| II | This user is a fan of Final Fantasy II. |
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| III | This user is a fan of Final Fantasy III. |
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| IV | This user is a fan of Final Fantasy IV. |
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| VI | This user is a fan of Final Fantasy VI. |
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| VII | This user is a fan of Final Fantasy VII. |
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| IX | This user is a fan of Final Fantasy IX. |
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| X | This user is a fan of Final Fantasy X. |
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| XII | This user is a fan of Final Fantasy XII. |
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| TA2 | This user is a fan of Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift. |
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| AC | This user is a fan of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children. |
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Userboxes of time-sucking programs that I Completed/WatchedEdit
| I | This user has completed the original Final Fantasy. |
| Completed |
| II | This user has completed Final Fantasy II. |
| Completed |
| III | This user has completed Final Fantasy III. |
| Completed |
| AC | This user has watched Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children. |
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| VIII | This user has completed Final Fantasy VIII. |
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| Completed |
| IX | This user has completed Final Fantasy IX. |
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| Completed |
| X | This user has completed Final Fantasy X. |
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| XII | This user has completed Final Fantasy XII. |
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Thanks for helping the Fan clubEdit
  Thanks for helping us out! Thanks for your help!!! You have been very kind and pointed out anything wrong with the fan club and you deserve some respect around the place. 1stclasswarrior |
MedalsEdit
  Just Kidding! Thanks for your jokes!!! You are a natural comedian and need to be recognised as such. Your hilarious jokes made many people laugh and really screwed with other people, as all good jokes should. You even messed with me! You shall out-joke the likes of Steven Colbert and Jon Stewert. Expect your own Comedy Central Special, quickly followed by your own show. Eventually, you will even meet |
and in userbox form
| | This user know how to pull a good joke, and recieved this in recognition. |
Mini DNCEdit
this spot is for the more common DNC suggestions, but with 2 major differences- 1) I host/choose/comment on the fights and 2) I provide what happens in the fight. any suggestions should be posted on my talk page, i only need about 3 support/reject for each one.
User:Last tsurugi/Mini-DNC Archive 1
The third Mini-DNC is Snorlax VS. Kratos
fat pokemon vs. god of war... it's gonna be close...
Categoty one-cooler ultimate attack! Snorlax uses Hyper Beam and Giga Impact, leveling and entire mountain, and eats the forest on the other side. A fanboy next to Kratos says "Wow, that might be a challenge for you. But... THIS IS SPARTA! Kratos then eviscerates him for being a d****bag. It's too close... tie
Category two-better "friends"! *Montage of all the Greek gods to give Kratos powers* *Ash laughs his gay little laugh and gets killed by a thunderbolt from Pikachu* Kratos wins!
Category three-cooler video game! *Shows clips of God of War* *Shows Pokemon Platinum* POKEMON! WOO-HOO! SNORLAX WINS!
Category four-cooler weapon! *Snorlax farts and kills Japan* *Kratos eviscerates him with the Blades of Chaos* SNORLAX KILLED THE CREATOR OF POKEMON! uh, I mean SNORLAX KILLED THE CREATORS OF FINAL FANTASY! NOOOOOOO... Kratos wins!
Category five-person left alive after round four! *Snorlax comes back to life* NOOOOO!... tie...
Final score is Kratos 3 to Snorlax 2. Also, I was imitating Pokemon fanboys above. I do play Pokemon, but I'm not that weird.
Video of the wheneverIdecidetofixitEdit
Wait a bit.
Best. Quotes. Ever.Edit
"You may have survived the first two stabs, but what about the fourty-seven consecutive stabs afterward?" *pulls out knife*- Black Mage Evilwizardington to Fighter, 8-Bit Theater
"You nuked an entire forest! You could have killed us!"- Fighter McSwords, same as above
"But I didn't"- Black Mage Evilwizardington, same as above
"They took everything that wasn't nailed down or on fire. I took everything."-Thief, same as above
"I shall now hide inside my pants"- some character from some cartoon I'm too lazy to remember the name of
"I feel stupid"- me to myself (this, sadly, happens regularly)
"You got yourself so lost that the universe folded in unto itself and multiplied you!"-White Mage to Black Belt(s), 8-Bit Theater
"But this is the Temple of Fiends! It's not my fault that its passages are made of madness and its architecture insane!"-Black Belt(s) to White Mage, same as above
"It's a stait line! How could you have gotten lost?-White Mage to Black Belt(s), same
"Someday the world will scream 'will you save us?'... and I will whisper 'no'...-the movie 'Watchmen'
FavoritesEdit
| Category | Best | Second Best | Third Best | Worst |
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| Game | XII | Tactics | TA2 | VIII |
| Story | IV | Tactics | VI | II |
| Cast | IV | Tactics | VI | VIII |
| World | Ivalice | VII | VIII | V/VI |
| Secret Boss | VIII | VII | XII | N/A |
| Final Battle | TA2 | IV | III | IX/VIII |
| Battle System | XII | Tactics (series) | VII | II |
| Level Up System | II | XII | X | VIII |
| Skill System | XII | Tactics (Series) | VI | VIII |
| Limit Breaks | VII | XII | VIII | VI |
| Ultimate Weapon | VIII | Dissidia | IV/III | N/A |
And characters. NOTE: some are what I used on my playthrough
| Category | Best | Second Best | Third Best | Worst | Honorable Mention |
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| White Mage | Rosa | Refia | Tactics | Yuna (her white magics only) | |
| Black Mage | Rydia | Vivi | Fran | Riona | Lulu |
| Summoner | Garnet | Yuna | Rydia | the other IX chick | My guys from XII |
| Warrior | Ramza | Luso | Fighter | Steiner | Squall/Cloud/Tidus |
| Dragoon | Kain Highwind | Cid Highwind | Blue Highwind | Lizard-freaks (good, but the Gria would be better) | Ricard Highwind |
| General Badass | Kain | Auron | Balthier | WTF? NO ONE SHOULD BE HERE! | Blue Highwind |
| Paladin | Ashe | Cecil | TA2 | Beatrix | T.G. Cid |
| Dark Knight | Cecil | Luneth | Leon | N/A | N/A |
| Whiniest (1=worst) | Vaan | Sephiroth | Tidus | N/A | N/A |
| Bubbly Ditz | Screw | Them | All | Selphie | N/A |
| Kain | Kain | Kain | Kain | Bad Ripoffs | Kain |
Plus, check out my favorite funny stuff on the wikia.
SandboxesEdit
User:Last tsurugi/Dissidia Picks
TriviaEdit
1. I'm trying to make the longest userpage on the ffwikia,
2. Annoy my little brother out of existance,
3. Resist temptation to set fire to the fabric of existance,
4. Hack Hadoken into Final Fantasy 1,
5. Screw something up so badly that the universe folds in on it and brings Kain into existance (might take a while),
6. Get Eagle Scout,
7. Do anything other random crap that comes to mind,
8. and resist the temtation to screw around with existance in any way, shape, or form... too much...
9. this section was originially called "random stuff im trying to do"
10. I think i'm insane. it's quite possible.
11. I have a cousin that is a female copy of me, except she's a better artist and less video-game-obssessed. Seriously.
12. I once tried to flip 360 degrees on a hammock. I got 180 and stopped dead, fell 7 feet, and landed on a root. I didn't get a single mark on my body.
13. the next day, my best friend broke his arm falling two feet into mulch. WTF?!?!?!
14. coming soon.
13. my lucky number is 13, and my unlucky nimber is 7. more proof that i'm crazy.
16. are you confused yet?